The Art of Picking Up Bikini Girls

Make photo slide shows at onetruemedia.com

Five Easy Steps. (Please watch instructional video above)
1. Scope out beach for bikini girls.
2. Pretend to be interested in what she is interested in.
3. Make meaningful eye contact with her.
4. Pretend you are no longer interested and walk away.
5. Look back one last time at her. If she is looking, she's all yours.

Kauai, Hawaii

As soon as we arrived in Hawaii, I didn't waste any time. I put on my Hawaiian shirt and went straight to the beach.














































Mommy put on sunscreen and I laid out for a bit.














Here I found out that sand sticks to sunscreen lotion.

Trying to round up the family to go for a swim. Mommy is resisting.

My worst fear came true. Spending a trip on a island full of wild chickens! They don't seem to respect my authorita. (South Park)

Hawaii -- Getting There

I'm really looking forward to my vacation in Hawaii. I didn't realize how hard it was to get there. Fortunately, I found plenty of leg room under the seats on our plane. We had to wait 3 hours to be de-iced in Chicago.















We then missed our connecting flight in Los Angeles. This gave me an opportunity to party in a LA hotel room with Grandma Jean and mommy.



















FINALLY! I think I see the little island of Kauai.















We made it! Oh, and Grandma made it too. She's taking the picture.