Camping at Gov. Dodge State Park

Our campsite #278. Daddy has passed out after spending the last 2 hours setting up the tent.

I like camping. I like sleeping in a tent, riding my bike and eating "raw marshmellows".

How come I can't see my feet in 4 inches of water?

What the hell is that!?

I'm under strict orders not to get my shorts wet.

Well, my shorts are not completely wet.